i was doing some pliés yesterday
the thigh meat above my right knee is sore
yer supposed to work yer butt meat with a plié
but it's my bad knee, so whatevz
my toez also hurt
stupid vacuum cleaner
vroom*SMASH*vroom*SMASHSMASH*
my chai tea is cold
and i'm having a frozen waffle for breakfast/lunch/brunch
yes, only one
that's all that was in the box
waffle serving size is 2 waffles so
seriously, who leaves only one left in the box?
---i know who, the same person who
leaves barely one square on the toilet paper roll
and only bubbles in the milk carton
that's who